The Magic Men Male Revue
Planet Rock, Battle Creek
March 14, 8 p.m.
planetrockbc.com, (269) 962-2121
Um, OK, this probably isn't too much of an earth-shattering confession, but we here at Revue love a good revue. Even better if said revue includes many shirtless performers and both the words "men" and "male" in the title. (Just in case we were unsure of which junk would be waggling it up on stage.) Oh, and it looks like there's going to be magic involved. And it's ST. FREAKING PATTY'S DAY. Getting lucky doesn't begin to cover it. Is there any possible way that this evening isn't going to end in both panties and jaws dropped to the floor? We don't think so, and we're never wrong about these things; it comes with the whole territory of being in the revue business. Forget drinking green beer and getting schwastey-faced – come out to this monumental (man-umental?) event, and watch as Planet Rock is eagerly transformed into Planet... starts with a "c," rhymes with "rock." Yeah, you got this.